As a UX designer, I obsess over flows, friction points, and the user experience. I help apps become intuitive, elegant, even joyful.

But then I looked at my own life and realized…

My morning routine has more bugs than an early-stage startup.

So, I did what any slightly unhinged, overly caffeinated designer would do:
I asked AI (hi chatGPT 👋) to redesign my life.

Yes. My whole life.
Like it was a broken app with a bad onboarding experience and terrible navigation.